Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Baby photo for sch magazine! -draft only-
Its just a draft anyway.. words haven add
Feel free to give any comment!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Ah Beng
Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=====================================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
=====================================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
=====================================================
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
=====================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
=====================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
********************
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
=====================================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
=====================================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
=====================================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=====================================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
=====================================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
=====================================================
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
=====================================================
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
=====================================================
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
=====================================================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
=====================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
=====================================================
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
=====================================================
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
=====================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
REMINDER !!
Rakan-rakan sekalian ,
Few things to remind u guys here ..
First -> please settle ur bill next week kay ... RM 30 .. pay to me ..
Second -> please finish up your Bio experinments as I'm going to collect and hand it to Pn Aida
next week ...
Third -> For those who want to pay for the JUST Eng. magazines .. please pay it to Pn Nasriah ..
our current form teacher ..
okie !!!! Thx ya ~
-monitor-
Few things to remind u guys here ..
First -> please settle ur bill next week kay ... RM 30 .. pay to me ..
Second -> please finish up your Bio experinments as I'm going to collect and hand it to Pn Aida
next week ...
Third -> For those who want to pay for the JUST Eng. magazines .. please pay it to Pn Nasriah ..
our current form teacher ..
okie !!!! Thx ya ~
-monitor-
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Message fr Ms TAn
The following information is meant for the last experinment we did during holidays .. 'Qi square' experinment ..
' To show that the deviation is not significant, it must be more than 5% (2e left) .Students are asked to try back the actual data that u all obtain . '
That's all =)
- monitor -
' To show that the deviation is not significant, it must be more than 5% (2e left) .Students are asked to try back the actual data that u all obtain . '
That's all =)
- monitor -
PA homework!!
hey morianz
as a reminder
there are 4 PA graphs u guys and gals need to do and pass up after skol holidays..
as there are a few more days to go..
so do it..
in case u didn't take it down
here is all the latihan number and page:
latihan 25--43
latihan 26--44
latihan 29--47
latihan 30--48
Latihan 33--51
and orientation starts next monday la!!!!
enjoy la ppl..
-one of the presidents-
as a reminder
there are 4 PA graphs u guys and gals need to do and pass up after skol holidays..
as there are a few more days to go..
so do it..
in case u didn't take it down
here is all the latihan number and page:
latihan 25--43
latihan 26--44
latihan 29--47
latihan 30--48
Latihan 33--51
and orientation starts next monday la!!!!
enjoy la ppl..
-one of the presidents-
Sunday, June 7, 2009
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