The week ahead!

Monday-Parlimen visit day

Tuesday-Heats day

Wednesday-Photo session

Thursday-Photo session(everyone please be present!!)

Friday- hmm free day? lolz

parlimen trip

hey morianz..
remember tat we are going to parlimen on the 23/3..
which is the monday str after holiday!!
pls dun forget and tell your friends..

remember!!!!

the president of form 6 society!!

nice sentence...useful in some situations

3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that

she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell to Woman
Need more FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

A million of thank you wouldn't be enough

Woah

Surprise? 50-50 la.

50 for there's actually a 'celebration' for me and another 50 for letting me know it too early!

I LOVE the bag, no doubt about that, and the card too!

I love the raping part too, where I was considered lucky only to be stripped off my clothes and partially, my pants. The Morianz way babe!

Anyway, to everyone, a million of thank you wouldn't be enough to express my gratitude and I love you all too!

with love,

CWK =D